I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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