sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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