Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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