I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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