on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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