just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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