names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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