im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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