This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
