it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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