Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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