doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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