I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We had sex on a dog bed..
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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