i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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