The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Found your dick twin last night
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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