"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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