i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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