so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
