dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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