He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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