People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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