we have officially lost it.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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