so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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