BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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