im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He kissed a someone with a penis
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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