Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
