mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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