She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just high enough for therapy.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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