Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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