do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
its liver damage thursday
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