It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
