honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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