One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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