The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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