(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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