you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Please don't give away my fajitas
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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