counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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