we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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