i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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