At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
