Can i not drive my cunt home
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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