So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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