if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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