Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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