Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize