Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
