can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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