so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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