How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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