rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
jump out the window naked night went bad
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