I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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