I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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