you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She bit a glass in half.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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