a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Found your dick twin last night
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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