It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
