Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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