So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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